Fucking Heat and Mosquitos [Guest Post]

From fucking DK:

Fucking 11 months of fucking heat, fucking humidity, and fucking mosquitos.  I can’t fucking go outside during the day because I’ll fry like a fucking egg and get skin cancer in 3 fucking minutes, and I can’t go outside at night because I’ll get  fucking encephalitis or malaria from all the fucking mosquitos.

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