Since we can’t grow anything fucking attractive, we are all left to grow the best fucking St. Augustine lawn we can…which means we deal with that fucking crab grass.
You spend a whole fucking season finally tearing that bullshit out of your fucking yard, spraying hundreds of fucking dollars of chemicals, and resodding…only to watch your fucking dumb ass neighbor do absolutely nothing…so it fucking comes back next year.
Fuck you crab grass (and fucking lazy neighbors).
Why Brevard County Fucking Sucks 