Did you know that Brevard county is the fucking shark bite capital of the world? The FUCKING WORLD! Why the fuck isn’t that little fun fact on the fucking welcome signs on I-95?
Why the fuck do people still come here? Between rip currents, lightning, and shark attacks, there is a good fucking chance you will not make it back home from your fucking vacation alive (or in one piece).
Fuck you sharks!
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I don’t get it…why the fuck to people come to Cocoa Beach for vacation? The beaches are fucking nasty. Fucking parking meters, fucking sticky sand, fucking murky water.
The only viable reason to go to the fucking beaches in Brevard is to either surf (because it is the only place in Florida with any type of fucking waves) or to see fucking naked people at fucking Playalinda…which sounds way more fucking fun that it actually is…remember only fucking retirees with either balls or tits dragging, go nude there.
Fuck you nasty beaches.
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Why Brevard County Fucking Sucks 