Fucking Beaches

I don’t get it…why the fuck to people come to Cocoa Beach for vacation?  The beaches are fucking nasty.  Fucking parking meters, fucking sticky sand, fucking murky water.

The only viable reason to go to the fucking beaches in Brevard is to either surf (because it is the only place in Florida with any type of fucking waves) or to see fucking naked people at fucking Playalinda…which sounds way more fucking fun that it actually is…remember only fucking retirees with either balls or tits dragging, go nude there.

Fuck you nasty beaches.

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